Ian Malcolm: Where you're going is the only place on earth
where the geese chase you.
Ian Malcolm: It's fine if you wanna put your name on something
but STOP putting it on other people's headstones.
Ian Malcolm: Sarah! Sarah! Nick Van Owen: Sarah Harding!
Ian Malcolm: How many Sarahs you think are on this island?
Sarah!
Ian Malcolm: Oooh! Ahhh! That's how it always starts. Then
later there's running and screaming.
[After re-capturing the baby T-Rex in San Diego.] Sarah
Harding: How do we find the adult? Ian Malcolm: Just follow
the screams.
Ajay Sidhu: Did you find him? Roland Tembo: Only the parts
they didn't like.
[About the poison on the darts in their guns.] Ian Malcolm:
Is there an antidote? Eddie Carr: What, like if you shot
yourself in the foot? Don't do that, you would be dead before
you even knew you had an accident.
Eddie Carr: Violence and technology...not good bedfellows!
Ian Malcolm: Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst
idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas.
Roland Tembo: The Rex just fed, so he won't be hunting for
a while. Ian Malcolm: Just fed? I assume you're talking
about Eddie? You might show a little more respect, the man
saved our lives by giving his. Roland Tembo: Then his problems
are over. My point is, predators don't hunt when they're
not hungry. Nick Van Owen: Yeah, only humans do. Roland
Tembo: Oh, you're breaking my heart. Come on! Saddle up,
let's get this moveable feast under way!
Dr. Sarah Harding: I love you. I just don't... need you
right now. Dr. Ian Malcolm: I'll tell you what you NEED,
a good anti-psychotic! Dr. Sarah Harding: I'll be back in
five or six days. Dr. Ian Malcolm: No, you'll be back in
five or six PIECES!
Ian Malcolm: Why doesn't anyone listen to me? I speak simple
English, I don't have an accent as far as I can tell.
John Hammond: Don't worry, I'm not making the same mistakes
again. Dr. Ian Malcolm: No, you're making all new ones.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Hang on. This is going to be bad.
Dr. Malcolm: Mommy's very angry.
Dr. Sarah Harding: You know, I have made a career out of
waiting for you to show up. Kelly Malcolm: You know, she
does have a pretty good-- Dr. Ian Malcolm: It's so important
to your future that you don't finish that sentence.
[Eddie finds Ian, Sarah, and Nick trapped in a trailer hanging
over a cliff] Eddie Carr: What do you need? Dr. Ian Malcolm:
Rope! Eddie Carr: OK, rope! Anything else? Dr. Ian Malcolm:
Yeah, three double cheeseburgers with everything! Nick van
Owen: No onions on mine! Dr. Sarah Harding: And an apple
turnover!