Meet Joe Black (1998)

William Parrish: 65 years. Don't they go by in a blink?

Susan Parrish: Tell me you love me now. Joe Black: I love you now. I love you always.

Joe Black: Thank you for loving me.

Joe Black: I can't believe you people. I come for you, and you want to stay, I let you stay and you want to go.

William Parrish: Do you know about money? Joe Black: It can't buy happiness?

Joe Black: Careful Bill, you'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation.

William Parrish: Don't blow smoke up my ass, it will ruin my autopsy.

Drew: Who would have believed it; you, an IRS agent? Joe Black: Death and taxes.

William Parrish: When I introduce you, and I tell them who you are, I don't think anyone will stay for dinner.

William Parrish: You want me to be your guide? Joe Black: You fit the bill, Bill.

Allison: I should have my head examined again.

Drew: We all know this deal is as certain as death and taxes. Joe Black: Death and taxes? Drew: Yes. Joe Black: *Death* and taxes? Drew: Yes. Joe Black: What an odd pairing.

Susan Parrish: Love, passion, obsession, all those things you told me to wait for, well, they've arrived. What are you afraid of, Dad? That I'll fall head over heels for Joe? Well, I have.

William Parrish: You're at the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong woman! Joe Black: Are you threatening me? William Parrish: Yeah, I certainly hope so.

Joe Black: Should you choose to test my resolve in this matter, you will be facing a finality beyond your comprehension, and you will not be counting days, or months, or years, but milleniums in a place with no doors.

[Joe and Bill are watching the fireworks above the party before they depart] Bill: It's hard to let go, isn't it? Joe Black: Yes it is, Bill. Bill: What can I tell you. That's life.