Shelly: What's that scent you're wearing? Henry: Old Spice.
Phil says it's a timeless classic.
Justin: Feel my aura. Vada Sultenfuss: I don't think I'm
allowed to.
Thomas J. Sennett: Vada? Vada Sultenfuss: Yeah? Thomas J.
Sennett: Would you think of me? Vada Sultenfuss: For what?
Thomas J. Sennett: Well, if you don't get to marry Mr. Bixler.
Vada Sultenfuss: I guess.
Shelly DeVoto: This Phil, Harry, Gramoo, and Vada Sultenfuss.
Danny: Vada Sultenfuss? Tough break. Vada Sultenfuss: I
like my name.
Vada: I used to like to play with my Ken and Barbie dolls.
Ken was my favorite. Then one Christmas I got them a camper
and all they wanted to do was hang out in it by themselves.
So I wasn't too upset when they took that wrong turn and
went over the cliff.
Vada: I was born jaundiced. Once I sat on a toilet seat
at a truck stop and caught hemorrhoids. And I've learned
to live with this chicken bone that's been lodged in my
throat for the past three years. So I knew Dad would be
devastated when he learned of my latest affliction. [to
father] Dad, I don't want to upset you, but my left breast
is developing at a significantly faster rate that my right.
It can only mean one thing. Cancer. I'm dying. Harry: Okay,
Sweetie, hand me the mayonnaise out of the fridge.
Vada: Pacifist! Thomas J: Am not! Vada: Bed wetter! Thomas
J: I stopped that!
Vada: Why do you think people want to get married? Thomas
J: When you get old, you just have to.
Vada: I'm gonna marry Mr. Bixler. Thomas J: You can't marry
a teacher, it's against the law. Vada: It is not. Thomas
J: Yes it is, 'cause then he'll give you all A's, and it
won't be fair.
