Vada Sultenfuss: Life's full of babaric customs. But I hope
they all end with a kiss like that.
Rose Zsigmond: And you. I don't suppose your father gave
you permission to pierce your ears? Vada Sultenfuss: Not
exactly. Rose Zsigmond: Well, just don't shave your legs.
Your father will never let you visit us again if I send
you back hairless and full of holes.
Hary Sultenfuss: Your Dad's a paranoid nitwit who has never
let his baby girl out of his sight for the simple reason
that he's a paranoid nitwit.
Vada: Shelly's already told me all about about sex. Harry:
She told me too. I mean, she told *me* she told *you* about
sex. I--I personally knew about sex long before I met Shelly.
Vada: I figured you did.
Vada Sultenfuss: Why is it boys talk so much, when they
have nothing to say? And girls have plenty to say, but no
one will listen?
Alfred Beidermeyer: UCLA. My Cardigan-Sweater period.
