Peter: Hey Lawrence, you wanna come over? Lawrence: No thanks,
dude. I don't need you fuckin' up my life, too.
Bob: Looks like you've been missing quite a bit of work
lately. Peter Gibbons: Well, I wouldn't say I've been MISSING
it, Bob.
Peter Gibbons: It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just
don't care.
Peter Gibbons: What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions
to "Vibe"?
Drew: I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics.
If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You
know: Oh! Oh!
Bob Slydell: I admit it, I'm a Michael Bolton fan! I celebrate
the guy's entire collection! For my money it doesn't get
any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"!
Tom Smykowski: It's a "Jump to Conclusions Mat"! You see,
you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on
it that you could JUMP TO! Michael Bolton: That is the worst
idea I've ever heard! Samir: Yes, this is horrible, this
idea!
Lawrence: Hey Peter, check it out, channel 9, it's the breast
exams!
Samir: No! Not again! Why does it say paper jam when there
is no paper jam! I swear to God one of these days I'm just
going to kick this piece of shit out of the window.
Peter Gibbons: He's going to ask me to work on Sunday and
I'm going to do it, because I'm a pussy, which is why I
work at Initech in the first place. Michael Bolton: Hey,
I work at Initech and I don't consider myself a pussy. Samir:
Yes, I am also not a pussy.
Bob Slydell: I'd like to move us right to Peter Gibbons.
We had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that's just
a straight shooter with upper management written all over
him.
Steve: Hi, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I
used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying
to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.
Michael Bolton: We're not going to some white collar resort
prison. No, no, no! We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE
ASS prison!
