Outside Providence (1999)
Tommy the Wire: You wouldn't know a classy broad if she took a dump on your head.
Old Man Dunphy: What are you to knuckleheads up to? Tim: Going out. Old Man Dunphy: What you gonna do? Tim: Hang around. Old Man Dunphy: When you gonna come back? Tim: Later. Old Man Dunphy: Now, was that so hard?
Timothy Dunphy: What's a prep school? Old Man Dunphy: It's to prepare you for not getting your neck broke by me.
Old Man Dunphy: Making sex is like a Chinese dinner: It ain't over 'til you both get your cookies.
Mr. Funderberk: These are the rules, listen carefully: No smoking, no drinking, no drugs. No sex. No cheating. No lying, no gambling, no matches. Timothy Dunphy: No shit! Mr. Funderberk: No swearing.