Tommy the Wire: You wouldn't know a classy broad if she
took a dump on your head.
Old Man Dunphy: What are you to knuckleheads up to? Tim:
Going out. Old Man Dunphy: What you gonna do? Tim: Hang
around. Old Man Dunphy: When you gonna come back? Tim: Later.
Old Man Dunphy: Now, was that so hard?
Timothy Dunphy: What's a prep school? Old Man Dunphy: It's
to prepare you for not getting your neck broke by me.
Old Man Dunphy: Making sex is like a Chinese dinner: It
ain't over 'til you both get your cookies.
Mr. Funderberk: These are the rules, listen carefully: No
smoking, no drinking, no drugs. No sex. No cheating. No
lying, no gambling, no matches. Timothy Dunphy: No shit!
Mr. Funderberk: No swearing.
