Edith Mintz: But darling, if you have a baby, you won't be the baby anymore.
Dean Proffitt: Oh Billy, there is a God and he loves me! Billy Pratt: You're not gonna shave your head, are ya?
Travis: Are you sure this is gonna work? Charlie: My ideas ALWAYS work. I'm gifted! Travis: I loved it when you glued Joey to the toilet seat!
Annie: I have a falsetto child?
Annie: I'm a short, fat slut!
Annie: I don't belong here, I feel it, don't you think I feel it! I can't do any of these vile things and I wouldn't WANT to. Oh, my life is like death! My children are the spawn of hell, and you're the devil. Oh God! Dean Proffitt: But baby, we LIKE you.