Edith Mintz: But darling, if you have a baby, you won't
be the baby anymore.
Dean Proffitt: Oh Billy, there is a God and he loves me!
Billy Pratt: You're not gonna shave your head, are ya?
Travis: Are you sure this is gonna work? Charlie: My ideas
ALWAYS work. I'm gifted! Travis: I loved it when you glued
Joey to the toilet seat!
Annie: I have a falsetto child?
Annie: I'm a short, fat slut!
Annie: I don't belong here, I feel it, don't you think I
feel it! I can't do any of these vile things and I wouldn't
WANT to. Oh, my life is like death! My children are the
spawn of hell, and you're the devil. Oh God! Dean Proffitt:
But baby, we LIKE you.
