The Quick And The Dead

Kid: Hey, do you want some breakfast or a little more of what you had last night?

Kid: I'm so damned fast I can wake up at the crack of dawn, rob two banks, a train and a stage coach, shoot the tail feathers off a duck's ass at 300 feet, and still be back in bed before you wake up next to me.

Kid: Smith and Wesson Schofield .45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. Had the trigger guard removed, it saves drawin' time. Don't ever wear it while you're drunk or you'll kill your feet.

Kid: Is it possible? Is it possible to improve on _perfection_?

Ace Hanlon: You wanna play poker with me, little lady? Ellen: Looks like you're having a pretty good time playing with yourself.

Shoeshine Boy: See him? He gets fifty cents of every dollar in this town. Ellen: And what does the town get? Shoeshine Boy: It gets to live.


Cantrell: My name is Cantrell Shemp: How do you spell that? Cantrell: Correctly.

Cort: There's a click before the strike. Listen to the clock.

Cort: Last night it was The Kid and tonight it's Herod. Is there any guy in this town that you're not interested in? Ellen: Yeah. You.

Kid: Am I fast, or is Sweden just a small place?

Kid: I'm worth $3000 in 4 states. 75 offenses and no convictions. My name is Fee but everyone calls me Kid. Ellen: Congratulations.

Scar: I need a woman. Ellen: You need a bath.

Scar: You're pretty. Ellen: You're not.

Kid: No no no no, you see it's a gun fight. We both have guns. We aim, we fire, you die.