Reality Bites (1994)

Troy Dyer: Well fuck me for being nice!

Troy Dyer: I'm bursting with fruit flavor.

Troy Dyer: I am not under any orders to make the world a better place.

Lelaina Pierce: Are you religious? Michael Grates: Um, uh, I guess uh, I guess I'm, uh a non-practicing Jew. Lelaina Pierce: Hey, I'm a non-practicing virgin.

Troy: I'm picking up some very strange vibes. They're of the "I just got laid" variety.

Vickie: Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

Lelaina: He's so cheesy, I can't watch him without crackers. -

Vickie: Don't Bogart that can, man... Troy: Are you retarded? Vickie: No, I'm rhyming. It's not easy. Sure I make it look easy...

Lelaina Pierce: I'm not going to work at The Gap for chrissake!

Troy: The only thing you have to be by the age of 23 is yourself. Lelaina: Yeah, well, I'm not sure who that is anymore.

Troy Dyer: You look like a doily.

Troy: [answering the phone] Hello, you've reached the winter of our discontent.

Lelaina Pierce: I'd like to somehow make a difference in peoples' lives. Troy Dyer: And I... I would like to buy them all a Coke. Lelaina Pierce: And you wonder why we never got involved?

Vickie: Would the two of you just do it and get it over with? I'm starving!

Vickie: Sometimes I get that not-so-fresh feeling.

Troy Dyer: I am the only real thing you have.

Troy Dyer: Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water? Or was it his in-depth analysis of, uh, uh, Marky Mark that finally reeled you in?

Troy: This girl is cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

Vickie: Welcome to the Maxi Pad.

Troy: He's the reason Cliffs Notes were invented.

Lelaina Pierce: I have to work around here, and unfortunately Troy, you are a master at the art of time suckage.

Lelaina Pierce: Oh, oh is this like a, is this like a pirate operation? Rock: Do I look like a pirate to you?

Lelaina Pierce: You guys better not be inhaling.

Lelaina: You've been waiting for this since the day we met. Vickie: Oh, who told you that? Your psychic partner?!

Vickie Miner: I'm late for a jean folding seminar. Let's locomote!