Bob Rueland: [Lying] No, Charlie, I just can't make it.
I'm, uh, I'm watching the game. Cubs. What's the score?
[fumbles frantically for the remote, which doesn't work;
gives up] Uh, Cubs are losing.
Megan Dayton: Grace has Bob's dead wife's heart!
Megan Dayton: You'll get a new heart and before you know
it, you'll be back in your garden, you'll be painting...
you'll be getting asked out by fantastic men. Grace Briggs:
I'm getting a new heart, not a new ass.
Megan Dayton: I'm just saying, for safety, don't shave your
legs, because then you definitely won't let it go too far.
Grace Briggs: Megan, it's a first date. Megan Dayton: I
married a first date. I'm sure you plan on being level-headed,
but once you're in the moment, the male brain seems, I don't
know, everything they say suddenly seems brilliant. Hairy
legs are your only link to reality. Grace Briggs: You should
needlepoint that on a pillow. Megan Dayton: Hey, all I know
is that it kept me a virgin until... well, whenever.
