Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

Lewis: Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex.

Takashi: Excuse please, but why do they call you "booger"? Booger: [picking his nose] I don't know.

Stan Gable: What are you looking at, nerd? Booger: I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio.



Julia: A nerd saw me naked!

Gibert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger. Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?

Booger: This is bullshit - I want BUSH!