Runaway Bride (1999)

Ike Graham: Journalism is literature in a hurry.

Maggie Carpenter: You're a cynical, explotive, mean-hearted creep who wouldn't know real love if it bit him in the armpit.

Homer Eisenhower 'Ike' Graham: Hey, don't knock drunks in bars! It means they're not out driving.

[Maggie has just left her groom standing at the altar, and has jumped aboard a Federal Express truck.] Ellie: Where is she going? Fisher: I don't know, but she'll be there by 10:30 tomorrow morning.

Maggie 'Mag: Look, I guarantee that we'll have tough times. And I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us will want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine I'll regret it for the rest of my life. Because I know in my heart, you're the only one for me.