Agent Whitney: Well as long as we're gonna humiliate someone,
might as well be LAPD.
Lee: Whassup, my nigga? Bartender: What did you just say?
Lee: Whassup, my nigga.
Captain Diel: Every now and then we have to let the general
public know that we can still blow shit up. James Carter:
You're goddamn right.
Carter: It is not my job to be jumping on and off of buses,
I don't do that, I am not Carl Lewis!
Detective James Carter: You sound like a karate movie.
Capt. Diel: Every so often, we have to let the general public
know that we can still blow shit up.
Lee: Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking.
You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk
who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full
of shit they are. Carter: What the hell did you just say?
Detective James Carter: Fifty million dollars?! Man, who
you think you kidnapped? Chelsea Clinton?!
Detective James Carter: This is the United States of James
Carter here. I'm the president, I'm the emperor, I'm the
king. I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito!
Detective Inspector Lee: We can hang in my crib. I will
show you my 'hood.
Detective Inspector Lee: We both full of shit. Detective
James Carter: YOU full of shit.
Detective James Carter: I've been lookin' for your sweet
and sour chicken ass.
Det. James Carter, LAPD: This is the LAPD. We're the most
hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed
of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer.
Det. James Carter, LAPD: This is the United States of James
Carter now. I'm the president, I'm the emperor, I'm the
king. I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito. Your ass belongs to
me.
Carter: How long this flight? Lee: Fifteen hours. Carter:
Fifteen hours? What are we gonna do for fifteen hours? Lee:
[Puts on head phones and begins to sing] Huh! War! Uh! Good
God "yaw." Carter: Oh, hell no! Stewardess! Get me another
seat!
