Scream 2 (1997)

Mickey: It's a perfect example of life imitating art imitating life.

Sorority girl: Hi Sydney! No, I really mean that, hi!

Halle: I like the little furry things. Mickey: Ewoks, they blow.

Gale: Hey, you'd better check your conscience at the door sweetie, we're not here to be loved.



Cotton: I don't know about homicide, but you've sure got me for raising my voice in a public library.

Gale: Look, local woman! I know you hold me up as your career template and that it gives you some sort of charge to challenge me, but give it a rest.

Gale: So what do you want to do, bonehead? Just sit here and wait to see who drops next? Dewey: I don't know. [Gale's phone rings.] Phonehead!

Sydney: I want to know who it is. Halle: No, no, Sid! Sydney: I'm going back! Halle: Stupid people go back! Smart people run! We're smart people, so we should just get the fuck outta here!

Joel: I'm gonna get some donuts, some prozac; see if I can't find some crack; and I'll be back when y'all find a subject more "Saved By The Bell"-ish!

Mickey: It's all about Execution. Execution, Execution, Execution!

Dewey: Look, Gale's no killer. Randy: Ok, alright then, but if she's not a killer, she's a target.

Dewey: When did she start smoking? Randy: Ever since those nude pictures on the internet. Gale: It was just my head, it was Jennifer Aniston's body!

Gale: I feel bad Dewey, I feel really bad! I never say that cause I never feel bad about anything, but I feel bad now. Dewey: Is this just another brilliant Gale Weathers performance? Gale: There are no cameras here, I just wanna find this fucker! I really do.

Gale: It's happening again, isn't it? Dewey: You'd love that, wouldn't you? Better hurry Gale, you wouldn't want to get scooped.

Mickey: Oh come on Randy, with all due respect, the killer obvious patterned himself after two serial killers who were immortalized on film. Guy #2: Thank you! Professor: So, you're saying that someone is trying to make a real life sequel? Randy: "Stab 2"? Why would anyone want to do that? Sequels suck!

Killer: What's your favorite scary movie? Randy: Showgirls. Absolutely frightening.

Randy Meeks: I'd let the geek get the girl.

Maureen Evans: Bitch, hang up the phone and star-69 his ass!