Sgt. Bilko (1996)

Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: Let's go campers. It's 10am. Time to start the day.

Major Thorn: Catching Bilko is hard as nailing Jell-O to the wall.

Tony Morales: Can't is a four letter word.

Rita Robbins: I have a masters in manipulation from the University of Bilko.



Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: I like a sporting event in which I know the outcome ahead of time. It's more organized.

Major Ebersole: Well, in theory, and I wouldn't bet the farm, the tank is supposed to hover several inches over the pond. Then it's supposed to destroy the target, boom, the shed, kaboom, the ammunition dump, boom. Colonel Hall: Excellent, excellent, one thought though. Maybe it should be boom, boom and *then* kaboom. Sort of a hoo-ah grand finale. [Stunned silence] Major Ebersole: I'll make a note of it sir.

Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: If they come, deny everything! Just act dumb. Fender, I'm putting you in charge of that.

Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: I'm paralyzed from the hair down. Make the bad man stop.

Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: You manipulated me. How could you? Rita Robbins: Why not? I have a Master's in manipulation from the University of Bilko. Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: You tricked me, you sucked me in. This is the most turned on I've ever been in my life.