Uncle John Shaft: You're too hot, man. You gotta step off a bit.
John Shaft: Who delivers ten times outta ten?
Walter Wade, Jr.: Do you know who my father is? John Shaft: No, do you?
John Shaft: It's Giuliani time!
John Shaft: You know me. It's my duty to please that booty.
Peoples Hernandez: This is Egyptian cotton. John Shaft: You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself gave it to you, you knock-off-wearing motherfucker.