She's
All That (1999)
Zach Siler: This is all nice, Taylor, but could you skip
to the part where you decided to screw me over.
Taylor Vaughan: Oh, you didn't think you were going to be
popular for real, did you? Oh, you did? That's so sweet!
Zach Siler: Sometimes when you open up to people, you let
the bad in with the good.
Jesse Jackson: I'm Jesse Jackson. I'm not a good dancer.
Mackenzie Siler: I'm Mac. I go to school with 500 chicks.
Zach: She kinda blew me off. Mac: I like her already.
Laney: What is this, some sort of dork outreach program?
Dean: She's an institution. Every girl wants to be her and
every guy wants to nail her Preston: Basically you, with
tits
Laney: I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, ya
know, except for the whole hooker thing!
Laney: Am I a bet? Am I a FUCKING BET?!
Dean: Is that a no? Laney: That's a hell no!
Zach: What was that? Laney: I was busy. Zach: Yeah, busy
wiggin'. Laney: I did not wig. Zach: Oh, there was major
wiggage.
Taylor: Look around you. To everyone here who matters, you're
vapor, you're spam. A waste of perfectly good yearbook space.
Laney: There are children in Mexico who have been up for
three hours making shirts for coorporate america.
Mac: So who's the lucky rebound skank?
Mac: When was the last time you tweezed? Laney: What? Mac:
I mean your eyebrows. Laney: Never, why? Mac: Ever watch
Sesame Street? Laney: Yeah. Mac: You know Bert?
Laney Boggs: Screw the dolphins! Jesse Jackson: A guy tried
that last year, banned from Sea World for life.
Zach Siler: Laney, I was wondering if you'd like to-- [Laney
walks away.] --embarass me horribly in front of all these
people.