Snatch.
(2000)
Brick Top: If I throw a dog a bone, I don't wanna know if
it tastes good or not.
Uncle Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth? Bullet Tooth
Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
Tommy: Who took the jam outta your doughnut? Turkish: You
took the fucking jam outta my doughnut, Tommy, you!
Customs official: Do you have anything to declare, sir?
Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England.
Uncle Avi: What should I call you? Bullet? Tony? Bullet
Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability
of stupidity.
Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous
infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Personified in this instance by an 'orrible cunt... me!
Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that? Tommy: It's me
belt, Turkish. Turkish: No, Tommy. There'a a gun in your
trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers? Tommy: It's
for protection. Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?
Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come
again.
Turkish: [making tea] Would you like sugar? Brick Top: No
thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.
Turkish: Did you understand one word of what he just said?
Avi: I'm gettin' heartburn. Tony, do something terrible.
Mickey: I bet ya can box a little, can't ya sir? Aye, you
look like a boxer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Cousin Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger? Bullet
Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.
Avi: Fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary-fucking-Poppins
London!
Turkish: You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy
and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding
gangster!
Vinny: Why are we stopped here? Whats wrong with that spot?
Tyrone: It's too tight. Vinny: Too tight? You could land
a jumbo fucking jet in that!
Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What
the fuck can he get away from?
Bullet Tooth Tony: There are two kinds of balls in this
world. There are the big brave balls and then there are
the little mincey faggot balls.
