Spies Like Us (1985)

[There is a war cry in the distance.] Emmett Fritz-Hume: Was that me?

[Ninjas emerge and surround Millbarge and Fitz-Hume.] Austin Milbarge: We need a plan. Emmett Fritz-Hume: Let's play dead.

Austin Milbarge: For once I'm completely in agreement with my partner. I'm not going down there. Do you know what those things can do? Suck the paint off your house and give your family a permanent orange afro.



Austin: They do seem to be headed in that general direction. Maybe your dick's not so dumb. Emmett: It got me through high school.

[Surrounded by Ninja warriors.] Emmett Fritz-Hume: If you let us go, I'll bring back the sun. [Shows a picture from his wallet.] Here's a picture of my sister. If you let us go you can have her. I hear she's quite good.

Emmett Fritz-Hume: My objective? Well I object to taking a girl out, you know, and buying her dinner and then she won't put out for you.

[Emmett Fritz-Hume and Austin Millbarge are surrounded by Ninja warriors] Austin Millbarge: Show some balls, man! Emmett Fritz-Hume: I think it's too late to try and impress them.

[Arguing surgical techniques] Austin Millbarge: We mock what we don't understand.