Walter
Kornbluth: I'm really a nice guy. If I had friends you could
ask them!
Allen Bauer: It just so happens I come from a very long
line of married people.
[Excitedly waving a Penthouse magazine.] Freddie Bauer:
They published my letter! Here it is, "A lesbian no more"!
They published my letter!
Freddie Bauer: What you looking at? You never seen a guy
who slept with a fish before?
Allen Bauer: I don't understand. All my life I've been waiting
for someone and when I find her, she's... she's a fish.
Freddie Bauer: People fall in love every day, huh? Is that
what you said? Allen Bauer: Yeah. Freddie Bauer: Yeah? Well,
that's a crock. It doesn't work that way. Look, do you realize
how happy you were with her? That is, of course, when you
weren't driving yourself crazy. Every day? Come on. Some
people will never BE that happy. I'LL never be that happy.
What am I talking to you for? You don't know anything.
