Richard "Stick" Montgomery: Isn't love great, Chris? One
minute you're a god, the next minute you're a scum-suckin'
pig.
[Reading the police profile on Maria McGuire.] Bill Reimers:
And, the moment we've all been waiting for... 313 pounds.
Chris Lecce: 313 pounds?! Bill Reimers: I would imagine
that's fully clothed. Chris Lecce: Oh my God, she could
be the house! I hate this job!
[After watching the svelte Maria McGuire undress] Bill Reimers:
To protect and to serve. Chris Lecce: Ooo, I love my job,
I love it so much! Bill Reimers: But I would appreciate
it if you would not act like a walking hard-on while we're
on the job. Chris Lecce: Succinctly put.
