Mexican, The (2001)
Samantha Barzal: You have managed to Forrest Gump your way through this.
Jerry Walbech: I'm not gonna kill you. But I am gonna have to shoot you.
Samantha: When do you get to the point of enough is enough? Jerry: Never.
Jerry Walbech: I need a lift in your el truck-o to the next town-o!
Frank: Guns don't kill people - postal workers do.
Leroy: I'm here to regulate funkiness.