Rick O'Connell: Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. Evelyn
'Evie' Carnahan: The only thing that scares me, Mr. O'Connell,
are your manners.
Evelyn: Patience is a virtue. Rick: Not right now it isn't.
Beni: Prince Im-Ho-Tep thanks you for your hospitality...
and for your eyes... and for your tongue... but I'm afraid
more is needed.
Evelyn: Look, I -- I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer,
or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell! But
I am proud of what I am! Rick O'Connell: And what is that?
Evelyn: I... am a librarian!
[After a shipwreck.] Beni: Hey O'Connell! Looks to me like
we've got all the horses! Rick O'Connell: Hey Beni! Looks
to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!
Beni: Much better to be the right hand of the devil than
to be in his path.
Hangman: Any last requests? Rick O'Connell: Yeah, loosen
the knot and let me go.
Rick O'Connell: I've been to Hamunaptra. Evelyn: You swear?
Rick O'Connell: Every damn day.
[After a mysterious wind blows up for the umpteenth time.]
Rick O'Connell: That happens a lot around here, doesn't
Evelyn: You know, nasty little men like yourself always
get their come-uppances. Beni: They do?
Rick O'Connell: Don't worry. I'll figure something out.
Evelyn: You better. Because if he turns me into a mummy,
you're the first one I'm coming after.
Evelyn: You lied to me! Jonathan: I lie to everyone. What
makes you so special?
Rick O'Connell: I only gamble with my life, never my money.
Rick O'Connell: Can you swim? Evelyn: Well of course I can
swim if the occasion calls for it. Rick O'Connell: [throwing
her overboard] Trust me, it calls for it!
Evelyn: [drunk] You're wondering what a place like me is
doing in a girl like this.
[Upon opening the tomb] Evelyn: I've dreamt about this since
I was a little girl. Rick O'Connell: You dream about dead
Winston: What's the plan? Rick O'Connell: Rescue the damsel
in distress, kill the bad guy, save the world.
Mr. Daniels: Get me a shot of bourbon, and a glass of bourbon,
and a bourbon chaser.
Evelyn 'Evie' Carnahan: Um, by the way, why did you kiss
me? Rick O'Connell: Heh, I don't know, I was about to be
hanged, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Rick O'Connell: Well if it ain't my little buddy Beni. I
think I'll kill you. Beni Gabor: Think of my children! Rick
O'Connell: You don't have any children Beni Gabor: Someday
Rick O'Connell: That's called "stealing," you know. Evelyn
'Evie' Carnahan: According to you and my brother it's called
Dr. Bey, the Curator: We are part of an ancient secret society.
For three thousand years we have guarded the City of the
Dead. We are sworn at manhood to do anything and everything
in our power to stop the High Priest Imhotep from ever being
reborn into this world. Ardeth Bay: Now, thanks to you,
we have failed. Evelyn 'Evie' Carnahan: And you think that
justifies the killing of innocent people? Dr. Bey, the Curator:
To stop this creature? Let me think... Dr. Bey, the Curator,
Ardeth Bay: YES!
Rick O'Connell: You're gonna get yours, Beni! You're gonna
get yours! Beni Gabor: Oh, like I've never heard THAT before!
Beni: As long as I serve him, I am immune. O'Connell: Immune
from what? Beni: Piszkas allat. O'Connel: What did you say?
Beni: I don't want to tell you. You'll just hurt me some