Jonathan: I told you! I told you! Meela: And your point
is? Jonathan: Well, I told you what you wanted to know so
you wouldn't kill me! Meela: When did we make that arrangement?
Spivey: What is it with you and curses? "This place is cursed,
this chest is cursed!"
Ardeth Bay: Don't you see? By putting on the Bracelet, your
son has started a chain reaction that will awaken the Scorpion
King and bring about the end of the world. Rick O'Connell:
[To Ardeth] You, lighten up. [To Alex] You, big trouble.
[To Jonathan] You, get in the car.
[witnessing Imhotep's resurrection] Rick O'Connell: A few
years ago I would have thought this was very strange.
Alex: My dad is going to kick your ass! Imhotep: I do not
think so!
Rick: This is bad. Evie: We've had bad before. Rick: This
is worse.
Izzy: Whatever it is, O'Connell, I'm not interested! Every
time I hook up with you, I get shot! Last time I got shot
in the arse! I'm still in mourning for my arse!
Alex O'Connell: Are we there yet? Lock-Nah: No. Alex O'Connell:
Are we there yet? Lock-Nah: No. Alex O'Connell: Are we there
yet? Nock-Nah: No! Alex O'Connell: Are we-- [Lock-Nah stabs
his knife right between Alex's fingers.] Wow, that's amazing!
Perfect aim! Lock-Nah: What are you talking about? I missed.
Alex O'Connell: The Book of the Dead! Meela: What a clever
little boy! Your mother must be missing you terribly. If
you wish to ever see her again, you better behave! Alex
O'Connell: Lady, I don't even behave for my parents, what
makes you think I'm going to do it for you? Meela: Your
parents didn't put poisionous snakes in your bed while you
were sleeping!
