Shane Falco: I want the ball. Jimmy McGinty: Winners always
do.
Jimmy McGinty: You know what the difference is between a
winner and a loser? Shane Falco: The score.
Shane Falco: I wish I could say something classy and inspirational,
but that just wouldn't be our style.
Edward O'Neil: Give me a cigarette. Jimmy McGinty: I quit.
Eward O'Neil: Nobody likes a quitter, Jimmy.
Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff: Hey Shane Falco! I lost a ton of
money on that Sugar Bowl disaster of yours. What a bloody
shambles that was. You could smell the stink all the way
back in bloody Wales. Shane Falco: Nice meeting you.
John Madden: According to the Sentinels, it says Ray Smith
is -- hey, that's weird. No college given, no high school.
It just says he's been a resident of the state of Maryland
for the last two years and two months, and that he likes
to embroider.
Jimmy McGinty: A real man admits his fears. That's what
I'm asking you to do here tonight. Who wants to go first?
Clifford Franklin: I'm afraid of spiders, Coach.
John Madden: I love to see a fat guy score. Pat Summerall:
Why? John Madden: Because first you get a fat guy score,
then you get the fat guy dance.
Jimmy McGinty: You're looking at a 65-yard field goal here.
Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff: You just hold the ball, Shane, and
I'll kick the bloody piss out of it.
[Danny has tackled Shane during practice.] Jimmy McGinty:
Good hit. Danny, in practice we don't hit the guys in the
red shirts. Daniel Bateman: I know, Coach, but I see that
red and I just wanna go after it, like a bull, you know?
Shane Falco: You, ah, wanna come on board for a beer? Annabelle
Farrell: Nothing personal, Shane, but I don't date football
players. Shane Falco: I don't blame you. Not even quaterbacks?
Annabelle Farrell: Especially not quarterbacks. You guys
are the biggest babies of all.
Shane Falco: Why me? Jimmy McGinty: I look at you and I
see two men: the man you are and the man you should be.
Someday those two men will meet, and it should make for
one hell of a football player.
