Three Amigos! (1986)

Lucky Day: I suppose you could say that everyone has an El Guapo. For some, shyness may be an El Guapo. For others, lack of education may be an El Guapo. But for us, El Guapo is a large ugly man who wants to kill us!

Ned Nederlander: You shot the invisible swordsman!

Lucky Day: Well, we're just gonna have to use our brains. Ned Nedelander, Dusty Bottoms: Damn it!

El Guapo: Are Gringos falling from the sky?! Jefe: Yes, El Guapo.

Mr. Flugelman: Do you know what "nada" means? Dusty: Isn't that a light chicken gravy?

Mexican girl: Which one do you like? Other Mexican girl: I like the one that's not so smart. Mexican girl: Which one is that?

Bartender: We don't have beer. Just tequila. Ned Niederlander: What's tequila? Bartender: Uh, it's like beer.

Jefe: We have stuffed many pinatas for your birthday celebration! El Guapo: How many pinatas? Jefe: Many pinatas, many! El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas? Jefe: Yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora. El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?

Rosita: I was thinking later, you could kiss me on the veranda. Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine.

Lucky Day: Hold it El Guapo! Or I'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil! El Guapo: WHAT do you MEAN? Lucky Day: I don't know.

[Dusty Bottoms and Lucky Day thinks Ned Nederlander is saying "mail" plane] Dusty Bottoms: What is it doing here? Ned Nederlander: I think it's a male plane. Dusty Bottoms: How can you tell? Ned Nederlander: Didn't you notice its little balls?

Ned Nederlander: This is not a town of weaklings! You can use your strengths against El Guapo. Now, what is it that this town really does well? Townspeople: Hmmm. Hmmm? Ummm. [long pause] Mama Sanchez: We can sew! Dusty Bottoms: There you go, you can sew. Ned Nederlander: Ah. Dusty Bottoms: If only we had known this sooner.

Ned Nederlander: Sew, old woman, sew! Like the wind!