Doc Holliday: I have not yet begun to defile myself.
Doc Holliday: It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.
Wyatt Earp: You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?
Doc: In vino veritas. Ringo: Age quod agis. Doc: Credat Judaeus Apella, non ego. Ringo: Iuventus stultorum magister. Doc: In pace requiescat.
Wyatt Earp: You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?
Doc: That's Latin, darlin'! It appears Mr. Ringo is an educated man. Now I really hate him!
Ike Clanton: Law Dog, law don't go around here!
Wyatt Earp: I spent my whole life not knowing what I want out of it, just chasing my tail. Now for the first time I know exactly what I want and who... that's the damnable misery of it.
Doc Holliday: Why Kate, You're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
Doc Holliday: Look darlin'! That's Latin. It appears Johnny Ringo is an educated man. Now I know I hate him!
Doc Holliday: It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.
John Ringo: Isn't anyone here man enough to play for blood? Doc Holiday: I'm your huckleberry.
Johnny Ringo: It's quoted in the bible, Revelations: Behold the pale horse. The man who sat on him was death, and Hell followed with him.
Wyatt Earp: How are you? Doc Holliday: I'm dying, how are you?
Texas Jack: Where's Wyatt? Doc Holliday: Down by the creek, walking on water.
Josephine: I'm a woman, I like men. If that means I'm not lady-like, then I guess I'm just not a lady. Wyatt: You're different. No arguin' that. But you're a lady. I'd take my oath on it.
Morgan Earp: Look at all the stars. You look up and you think, "God made all this and He remembered to make a little speck like me." It's kind of flattering, really.
Doc Holliday: It seems poker's just not your game, Ike. I know: let's have a spelling contest! [cracks up laughing]
Wyatt Earp: Are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?
Wyatt Earp: You tell him I'm coming! And hell's coming with me!
Doc Holliday: [to Johnny Ringo] Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.
John Ringo: I want your blood. And I want your soul. And I want them both right now!
Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry.
[Wyatt Earp has just found out that the devil in a play was performed by a woman] Wyatt Earp: Well, I'll be damned. Doc Holliday: You may indeed, if you get lucky.
Doc Holliday: You must be Ringo. [to Big Nose Kate] Look, darlin', it's Johnny Ringo. Deadliest pistolier since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darlin', should I hate him?
Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday. Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play For Blood" -- remember? Johnny Ringo: Oh that. That was just foolin' about. Doc Holliday: I wasn't.
Doc Holliday: If you weren't my friend, Ed, I couldn't bear it.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Why do you do it? Doc Holliday: Wyatt is my friend. Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends. Doc Holliday: I don't.