Richter: You have to make a decision, sir. Vilos Cohaagen:
Kill him. Richter: It's about goddamn time.
Melina: I can't believe it, it's like a dream. What's wrong?
Doug: I just had a terrible thought: what if this is a dream?
Melina: Well then kiss me quick before you wake up.
Vilos Cohaagen: I'll blow this place up and be home in time
for corn flakes!
Benny: [to the three-breasted hooker] You make me wish I
had three hands.
Douglas Quaid: If I am not me, den who da hell am I?
Douglas Quaid: I'll be back!
Douglas Quaid: [after shooting his "wife"] Consider that
a divorce!
Benny: Ever fucked a mutant?
[Douglas Quaid seeing his real personality on the screen]
Douglas Quaid: Now get your ass to Mars.
Melina: It's been a while Hauser. Still bulging I see. [Grabs
his crotch.] What have you been feeding this thing? Douglas
Quaid: Blondes. Melina: I think it's still hungry.
Lori: No wonder you're having nightmares, you're always
watching the news.
Lori: [Kicks Doug in the face.] That's for making me come
to Mars. [Kicks his groin.] You know how much I hate this
*fucking* planet!
Melina: Kuato's gonna make you remember some things when
you were Hauser. Douglas Quaid: Like what? Melina: All sorts
of things, like maybe you'll remember that you loved me.
Douglas Quaid: I don't need Kuato for that. Melina: Since
when?
Kuato: What do you want, Mr. Quaid? Douglas Quaid: The same
as you, to remember. Kuato: But why? Douglas Quaid: To be
myself again. Kuato: You are what you do. A man is defined
by his actions, not his memory.