Luis Cali: What does your father do, William? William "Billy"
Tepper: He's a contractor. Luis Cali: According to this
he owns the third largest construction company in the world.
William "Billy" Tepper: Yeah, he's a contractor.
William "Billy" Tepper: Come on man, get up! We've gotta
strike back or I'm going to look like a douche bag in front
of the entire school. Joseph "Joey" Trotta: You were born
looking like a douche bag.
Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: Man, this stuff is great! It's
opening up my lungs, it's making me breathe easier. Ricardo
Montoya: Evidently it's making you fart easier, too. Jonathan
"Snuffy" Bradberry: I didn't fart. Ricardo Montoya: It's
the first rule of prep school etiquette. When you're in
a basement with no windows, don't fart! Jonathan "Snuffy"
Bradberry: No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is
to pretend you're asleep when your roommate's beating off.
Henry "Hank" Giles, III: No, the first rule of prep school
etiquette is to wait until your roommate falls asleep before
beating off.
Dean Parker: Do you think you're the first kid to put liquor
in mouthwash bottles? It was done in my day. I may have
even done it myself.
