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Varsity Blues (1999)

Miss Davis: Can anyone tell me a common slang term for the male erection? Student: Boner? Is boner one? Miss Davis: Yes! Boner is good, boner is very good!

Billy Bob: [staring at Miss Davis's breasts] Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?

Mox: I don't want your life!

Tweeder: Jonathan Moxon, you're under arrest for not being naked, take off your clothes and get in the car!

Billy-Bob: I sure do love that dog. Mox: I think it's a pig. Billy-Bob: Yeah.

Miss Davis: Now I want y'all to repeat after me: penis, penis, penis; vagina, vagina, vagina!

Jonathon "Mox' Moxon: The male erection. Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, stiffie, flesh rocket, tall tommy, Mr. Morbis, the march is on, bicycle has formed, Jack's magic beanstalk, rigor mortis has set in, Mr. Mushroom-head, mushroom on a stick, purple headed yogurt slinger... oh, and a pedro.

Coach Bud Kilmer: You got to be the dumbest smart kid I know.

Charlie Tweeder: Ladies, shut up and hold on to your nipples!

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