Vegas Vacation (1997)

Russell 'Rusty' Griswold: Can't you just wrap me up in a blanket and roll me across the bed again?

Russell 'Rusty' Griswold: So I says to him, I said "Get your own monkey!"

Clark Wilhelm Griswold, Jr.: Where the hell is the damn dam tour?

Rusty: I put a dollar in, I get a car. I put a dollar in, I get a car. I put a dollar in, I get a car. I put a dollar in, I get a car.

Rusty: Isn't there legalized prostitution in Vegas?

Cousin Eddie: I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose. Clark Griswold: Thanks for the pick me up Eddie.

Rusty: Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on Mom! Clark Griswold: It's all part of the act, Russ.

Wayne Newton: You got a lovely wife, Clark. Clark Griswold: Yes, that's why I entered into the sacred bonds of marriage with her.

Cousin Eddie: It is a blazer out there. You're lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended.

Clark Griswold: Eddie, don't you know you're bad luck? Cousin Eddie: Those were my mother's dying words. But I guess if your body's covered in third degree burns, and your foot's caught in a bear trap, you tend to start talkin' crazy.

Hoover Dam Guide: I am your dam guide, Arnie, please don't wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions? Cousin Eddie: Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?