Russell 'Rusty' Griswold: Can't you just wrap me up in a
blanket and roll me across the bed again?
Russell 'Rusty' Griswold: So I says to him, I said "Get
your own monkey!"
Clark Wilhelm Griswold, Jr.: Where the hell is the damn
dam tour?
Rusty: I put a dollar in, I get a car. I put a dollar in,
I get a car. I put a dollar in, I get a car. I put a dollar
in, I get a car.
Rusty: Isn't there legalized prostitution in Vegas?
Cousin Eddie: I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody
stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose. Clark
Griswold: Thanks for the pick me up Eddie.
Rusty: Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on Mom! Clark Griswold:
It's all part of the act, Russ.
Wayne Newton: You got a lovely wife, Clark. Clark Griswold:
Yes, that's why I entered into the sacred bonds of marriage
with her.
Cousin Eddie: It is a blazer out there. You're lucky you
got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended.
Clark Griswold: Eddie, don't you know you're bad luck? Cousin
Eddie: Those were my mother's dying words. But I guess if
your body's covered in third degree burns, and your foot's
caught in a bear trap, you tend to start talkin' crazy.
Hoover Dam Guide: I am your dam guide, Arnie, please don't
wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures
you want. Now are there any dam questions? Cousin Eddie:
Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?
