Waterboy, The (1998)
Lawrence Taylor: Which brings me to my second point, kids. Don't do crack.
Paco: I am not what you would call a handsome man. God did not choose to bless with me with good looks, charm, or a fully functional brain. .
Bobby Boucher: Now that's what I call high quality H2O.
Bobby Boucher: My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush. ---