Nick Marshall: It's never too late to do the right thing.
That's what I'll do, I'll go over there and do the right
thing.
Nick Marshall: Have you ever done that, taken the wrong
road? Of course not, you wouldn't do that, somebody like
me does that.
Darcy McGuire: What kind of knight in shining armor would
I be if the man I love needs rescuing and I just let him
walk out my door?
Nick Marshall: What's the difference between a wife and
a job? After 10 years a job still sucks.
Nick Marshall: There's way too much estrogen on television
these days.
Darcy McGuire: I'm the maneating bitch Darth Vader of the
ad world.
Lola: You talk to me like a woman, you think like a woman.
Nick, come on, admit it. You're totally and completely gay!
Morgan: What, are you officially a woman now?
Nick Marshall: I can see elegant parties... Darcy McGuire:
You can see all that? Nick Marshall: Well, maybe you're
naked and I'm the only guest, but it's still elegant.
