Willy Wonka: Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the
head?
Mr. Salt: What is this, Wonka, some kind of funhouse? Willy
Wonka: Why, are you having fun?
Willy Wonka: We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers
of the dreams.
Willy Wonka: So shines a good deed in a weary world.
Sam Beauregarde: Don't talk to me about contracts, Wonka,
I use them myself. They're strictly for suckers.
Willy Wonka: Don't you know what this is?! Violet Beauregarde:
By gum, it's gum!
Willy Wonka: I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted
in writing.
Willy Wonka: Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration,
6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
Mrs. Teevee: That's 105 percent!
Willy Wonka: It happens every time, they all become blueberries!
Willy Wonka: Little surprises around every corner, but nothing
dangerous!
Willy Wonka: Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody
is sure about.
Mr. Turkentine: Of course you don't know! You don't know
because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then
you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you--and for
a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and
rude. Do I make myself clear?
Willy Wonka: [singing] There is no life I know to compare
with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free if you
truly wish to be.
Willy Wonka: [singing] If you want to view paradise, simply
look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it. Want
to change the world? There's nothing to it.
[Noticing signs on vats.] Mr. Salt: Wonka! Butterscotch?
Buttergin? You running something on the side here? Willy
Wonka: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!
Veruca: [singing] I want the world. I want the whole world.
I want to lock it all up in my pocket. It's my bar of chocolate.
Give it to me now.
Augustus Gloop: I feel very sorry for Wonka. It's gonna
cost him a fortune in fudge.
Willy Wonka: A little nonsense now and then is relished
by the wisest men.
Sam Beauregarde: Violet, you're turning violet, Violet!
Tinker: Up the airy mountain, down the rushing glen, we
dare not go a hunting, for fear of little men! You see,
nobody ever goes in and nobody ever comes out!
Willy Wonka: No other factory in the world mixes its chocolate
by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just...
right. -
Willy Wonka: The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
Willy Wonka: Bubbles, bubbles everywhere, and not a drop
to drink... yet.
Willy Wonka: If the good Lord had intended us to walk he
wouldn't have invented roller-skates.
Willy Wonka: Everything inside is eatable, I mean edible,
I mean you can eat everything.
Charlie Bucket: What was that we just went through? Willy
Wonka: Hsawaknow. Mrs. Teavee: Is that Japanese? Willy Wonka:
No, that's Wonkawash spelled backwards.
Willy Wonka: So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute.
Strike that. Reverse it.
Veruca Salt: I want it now, daddy.
Willy Wonka: Well, fortunately, small boys are extremely
springy and elastic. So I think we'll put him in my special
taffy-pulling machine. That should do the trick. [To an
Oompa Loompa.] To the taffy-pulling room. You'll find the
boy in his mother's purse. But be extremely careful. Mrs.
Teevee: To the taffy-pulling room?! [Oompa Loompa whispers
to Wonka.] Willy Wonka: No, no. I won't hold you responsible.
Willy Wonka: And Charlie: don't forget what happened to
the man who suddenly got everything he'd ever wished for.
Charlie Bucket: What happened? Willy Wonka: He lived happily
ever after.
Grandpa Joe: If she's a lady, then I'm a Vermicious Knid!
Charlie Bucket: Mr. Wonka, they won't really be burned in
the furnace, will they? Willy Wonka: Well, I think that
furnace is only lit every other day, so they have a good
sporting chance, haven't they?
Willy Wonka: [singing] In springtime, the only pretty ring
time, birds sing hey ding, a-ding, a-ding. Sweet lovers
love the spring.
