Ryan Harrison: Your dog has a very surprised look on his
face. Lauren Goodhue: That's because you're looking at his
butt. Ryan Harrison: Well... I guess he won't be happy with
the treat I just fed him.
Lt. Fergus Falls: This has more twists and turns than Chubby
Checker in a blender.
Ryan Harrison: Your lies are like bananas, they come in
big yellow bunches.
Ryan: Everything we need is in my pants.
Ryan: I got a gun. Not here. But I got one.
[When Ryan gets on the bus.] Prerecorded voice: Please buckle
seatbelts in their right-hand corner, or you will be shot.
Exits are clearly marked, but you will not use them, should
you use them, you will be shot. On behalf of the state of
Minnesota, thank you for being prosecuted, sit back and
enjoy your bus ride.
