Wrongfully Accused (1998)
Ryan Harrison: Your dog has a very surprised look on his face. Lauren Goodhue: That's because you're looking at his butt. Ryan Harrison: Well... I guess he won't be happy with the treat I just fed him.
Lt. Fergus Falls: This has more twists and turns than Chubby Checker in a blender.
Ryan Harrison: Your lies are like bananas, they come in big yellow bunches.
Ryan: Everything we need is in my pants.
Ryan: I got a gun. Not here. But I got one.
[When Ryan gets on the bus.] Prerecorded voice: Please buckle seatbelts in their right-hand corner, or you will be shot. Exits are clearly marked, but you will not use them, should you use them, you will be shot. On behalf of the state of Minnesota, thank you for being prosecuted, sit back and enjoy your bus ride.